Neue Reihe: PT-User bekommen Post von Chad Kroeger

Affenbrei

05.02.2016 - 14:13

Teil 1:

Fragen an Desare bezüglich seiner Jungfräulichkeit

Desare,
Are you waiting on a lightening strike?
Are you waiting for the perfect night?
Are you waiting 'till the time is right?
What are you waiting for?

Don't you wanna learn to deal with fear, Desare?
Don't you wanna take the wheel and steer?
Don't you wait another minute here?
What are you waiting for?

You gotta go and reach for the top!
Believe in every dream that you got
Desare, You're only living once! - so tell me:
What are you, what are you waiting for?
You know you gotta give it your all
And don't you be afraid if you fall
You're only living once so tell me?
What are you, what are you waiting for?

Bonzo

05.02.2016 - 14:18

Teil 2:

Eine Message an Affenbrei



Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say it's over budget but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on
Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
If Hollywood had called her she'd be gone before your holler, come on

Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(You naughty thing)
Your ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty women)
You shake your a** around for everyone
(Your such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Crafty little lip tricks
Tattoos on her left hip
She bending as your spending
There's no ending it so baby come on
Dressed up like a princess
Bettin' that her skin smells better
Than the scent of every flower in the desert, come on

Pretty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hittin' on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(You naughty thing)
Your ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty women)
You shake your a** around for everyone
(Your such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb
Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

She loves the night scene bar queen
Was living for the fun taking over
Every dance floor like shes the only one
In the spotlight all night dissin' everyone
And trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

Your so much cooler
When you never pull it out
So much cuter
With something in your mouth

(You naughty thing)
Your ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty women)
You shake your a** around for everyone
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(You naughty thing)
Your ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty women)
You shake that a** around for everyone
(Your such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

Your so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your

Mainstream

05.02.2016 - 14:33

Teil 3

Bewerbung an Admin Linder auf die Position eines Indie Rock-Rezensenten

'Cause we all just wanna be rock critics
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock critic
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock critic

Nur zum Desare

05.02.2016 - 14:55

Mainstream = MegatroII

@Nur zum Desare

05.02.2016 - 14:58

Weit gefehlt xD

Aber habe kein Problem damit, wenn mein Geist in anderen erkannt wird! Das heißt, dass ich Erfolg hatte und in den Köpfen anderer weiterlebe xD

Nur zum Desare

05.02.2016 - 15:00

@Nur zum Desare = Mainstream = MegatroII

Nur zum Desare

05.02.2016 - 15:29

Nur zum Desare = Kacki, der Paderborner Vollspast

Hellflöte

05.02.2016 - 15:39

Ich bin am Wochenende in Paderborn. Kann man Kacki dort irgendwo besichtigen?

Kacki

05.02.2016 - 15:40

*sich Deodose hinten reinschieb*

Hellblöde

05.02.2016 - 15:43

Wird der ausgestellt?

@Hellflöte

31.03.2016 - 22:28

Ab morgen!

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